Total Medals Earned: 189 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,335 Points
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/90 points)
you really like dogs, don't you?
thank god the dog was just a dream
split your head in gamestop
who eats in the middle of class?
all according to plan
ED is a serious issue
just talk to the girl already, jesus
woo the gamestop girl
a nice guy tries to give a gift...
ew, you wiped it on your clothes?
get your fannypack back from the dog
get outta gamestop without issues
fuck yeah, cheetos
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Get yourself burnt medieval style
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Bully the weak.
Become one with the desert
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (100/380 points)
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Scare away the ram
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Get kicked out of the city
Fly to mount Olympus
Knock out the farm boy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill the boatman
Help all of the G-units
Don't kill the boatman
Complete Hades' game
Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/240 points)
Quickly move down the mountain.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Play the game many times in one session.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Unlock the Rockman outfit.
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/230 points)
The infinite road.
The big mountain.
The escape.
They.
The graveyard.
Get all the notes.
Medals Earned: 11/15 (150/220 points)
Find Top Secret A
Find the Top Secret F
Find the Top Secret C
Find The top Secret E
Find the top Secret G
Find the Freddy number 3
Find the Freddy number 1
Find the Freddy number 4
Find Top Secret H
Find the Freddy number 5
Find the Freddy number 2
Find Top Secret B
Find Top Secret I
Find Secret J
Find the Top Secret D
Medals Earned: 11/18 (390/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)